panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

"Do it.
Get on the plane, get the train,
Walk 300 miles.
Get to her front door and tell her
“I know this is crazy
But I need you now.”
Our lives are too short to always be sensible,
Get the girl.
Distance makes no difference if your eyes light up when she laughs."
FRS. (via bewwbs)

heart:

do-raymi:

Alright im done following my heart. Wheres the unfollow button.

excuse me?

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

hey friend. one day ur gonna be happy. one day ur gonna be sitting w someone u love in ur favourite place in the world and ur gonna think “wow. life is p great” and everything will be okay. but u gotta make it til then okay? just hang in there. u’ll be okay.

gh0stbabe:

A convo between me and rosesandriches

bruhdidas:

Friend: make yourself at home mi casa es su casa.
Me: okay! * jacks off in the shower. *

guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

iwillbeatbpd:

Fuck yeah to the kids who feel like they’re dying inside but still gather up the strength to roll out of bed, get dressed, and leave the house. You are strong and beautiful and worth so much more than you know. 

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

kaliforhnia:

coolblogr:

I’d give up a kidney if kaliforhnia would reply to this tbh

I will take that kidney now thank you.

snazziest:

Siri find me some self confidence

dw:

incredible
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